Colonel Frank Fitts: Where did you get that?

Ricky Fitts: From my job.

Colonel Frank Fitts: Don't lie to me. Now, I saw you with him.

Ricky Fitts: You were watching me?

Colonel Frank Fitts: What did he make you do?

Ricky Fitts: Oh, Dad, you don't really think that me and Mr. Burnham were...

Colonel Frank Fitts: Don't you laugh at me. Now, I will not sit back and watch my only son become a cock-sucker!

Ricky Fitts: Jesus, what is it with you?

Colonel Frank Fitts: I swear to God, I will throw you out of the house and never look at you again!

Ricky Fitts: You mean that?

Colonel Frank Fitts: You're damn straight I do. I'd rather you were dead than be a fuckin' faggot.

Ricky Fitts: You're right. I suck dick for money.

Colonel Frank Fitts: Boy, don't start.

Ricky Fitts: Two thousand dollars—I'm that good.

Colonel Frank Fitts: Get out!

Ricky Fitts: And you should see me fuck. I'm the best piece of ass in three States.

Colonel Frank Fitts: Get out. I don't ever want to see you again!

Ricky Fitts: What a sad old man you are.

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