“You know, I read in Hustler everybody should have sex with a vampire at least once before they die.”Tagged: Hustler, Sex, Vampire, Die
“Hey, you just shut your nasty mouth, mister! You might be a vampire, but when you talk to me, you will talk to me like the lady that I am!”Tagged: shut, Nasty, Mouth, Vampire, talk
“They ain't scared of you, honey child. They scared of what's between your legs.”Tagged: Scared, Honey, Vagina, legs
“Denise Rattray: You don't wanna be on my bad side. Sookie Stackhouse: I'm not sure you even have another side, you no-account backwoods trash!”Tagged: bad side, Backwoods, Trash, Insult
“You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You gotta date?”Tagged: Simile Examples, Porn Star, Tan, Pink, lipstick
“That boy is sex on a stick. I don't give a good damn how stuck up he is.”Tagged: Boy, Metaphor Examples, Sex, stuck up
“I know every man, whether straight, gay or George mother-fucking Bush is terrified of the pussy.”Tagged: Man, gay, straight, George Bush, terrified
“I swear I try not to listen, but I can't always keep my guard up.”Tagged: Listen, guard, swear, Always
“Sam Merlotte: Remind me why I hired you again. Tara Thornton: Affirmative action!”Tagged: hired, Affirmative Action, reminder
“We're all kept alive by magic, Sookie. My magic's just a little different from yours, that's all.”Tagged: Magic, different, Simple, that's all
“You can't just sit around waiting for your perfect idea of a man to come along. Life is way too damn short.”Tagged: sit around, perfect idea, Man, Life, too short
“Evil is makin' the pre-medicated choice to be a dick.”Tagged: Evil, Choice, dick, mean, pre-medicated
“You can pump him full of chemicals. You can put makeup on him. You can prop him up for a nap in the slumber room; but the fact remains, David, that the only father we're ever gonna have is gone! Forever…and that sucks, but it's a goddamned part of life and you can't really accept it without getting…”Tagged: Chemicals, Death, Corpses
“When I went backpacking through Europe after I quit school, I went to this island off the coast of Sicily—it’s this volcanic island—and on the boat over, there was this pine box. Somebody from the island was being returned to be buried there. And there were all these old Sicilians dressed up all in…”Tagged: Backpacking, Europe, Sicilian, funerals, Grief
“Old Man: You've done a nice job. She looks peaceful. David: Well, she is at peace now. Old Man: If there's any justice in the universe, she's shoveling shit in hell.”Tagged: Rest in Peace, Hell
“Sometimes I wake up so fucking empty that I wish I'd never been born, but what choice do I have?”Tagged: Empty, Vacant
“You know what I find interesting? If you lose a spouse, you're called a widow or a widower. If you're a child and you lose your parents, then you're an orphan. But what's the word to describe a parent who loses a child? I guess that's just too fucking awful to even have a name.”Tagged: Widow, Widower, Orphan, Loss of a Child
“Tracy Montrose: Why do people have to die? Nate: To make life important.”Tagged: Death, Life, God, Important