Doug: [looking at Patti's painting] Maybe if you put a little more snow on top, and a couple more trees...

Patti: Huh??

Doug: ...Or you can leave the trees off if you want. It's a perfectly beautiful mountain just like it is.

Patti: I-I-it's not a mountain, Doug. It's my grandmother!

Doug: Huh? [examines painting more closely and notices the "peak" of the "mountain" is actually an old woman's head] Well, of course. Heh heh. Just a little... art joke, Patti.

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