“Take a second to be real with yourself. You are not texting your ex because you genuinely care about what homework assignment they’re working on. You are not texting your ex just to tell them how angry you are. No. You are texting them with the hope that they will realize the error of their ways, will say, ‘I miss you, and I want to love you,’ and will come running back to you.”
More from Alexia LaFata
“If you absolutely must, type out the message. Then, send it to YOURSELF, and wait many,…”
“Why text them anything at all if every single one of the possible responses you can get…”
“Mind. Ah, yes — the mind is one of the greatest pleasure points out there.”
“The nose, which contains the most nerve endings out of all parts on your face (next to…”