Whit: Why don't you want to spend the holiday with me? I miss you.

Allison: Because I hate you. Because you're a philanthropist. Because you broke Mom's heart.

Whit: Philanderer.

Allison: What?

Whit: The word you're looking for is philanderer, not philanthropist. They have a slightly different meaning.

Allison: Well, you would know.

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