“Whit: Why don't you want to spend the holiday with me? I miss you. Allison: Because I hate you. Because you're a philanthropist. Because you broke Mom's heart. Whit: Philanderer. Allison: What? Whit: The word you're looking for is philanderer, not philanthropist. They have a slightly different meani…”— Allan Loeb, Whit Yardsham, Edward Norton, imdb.com