“Chief Vick: Detective Lassiter, why are you wearing sunglasses at an autopsy? Shawn:…”

“I can't help it, Shawn, my body craves buttery goodness.”

“Hello! I'm Shawn Spencer. This is my partner Radio Star. I'm afraid your video will kill…”

“Take lots of pictures. Not of sights. Don't take pictures of buildings. Take pictures of…”