“Jesus, if she was chocolate she'd eat herself.”— Lisa McGee, Ma Mary Quinn, Tara Lynne O'Neill, imdb.com
“They must think my ears are garbage cans. Would you turn that racket down? I'm tryin' to iron here.”— Leslie Dixon, John Waters, Edna Turnblad, John Travolta, imdb.com
“Well, time is a flatbread pizza, so you do you, baby.”— Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Rick the Hormone Monster , Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“Ebola is a case of dandruff compared to me.”— Marc Hyman, Thrax (voice), Laurence Fishburne, imdb.com
“Boy, I love meeting people's moms. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts.”— Brett Goldstein, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com
“Yuk, yuk, yuk it up, because my body is a temple and your bodies are stadium urine troughs.”— David Caspe, Penny Hartz, Casey Wilson, imdb.com
“You're the Michael Jordan of destroying friendships.”— David Caspe, Dave Rose, Zachary Knighton, imdb.com
“God, doctors are just drug dealers with their finger up your ass, aren't they?”— Sudi Green, Gabe, John Cameron Mitchell, imdb.com
“I feel like we hit the lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids.”— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com
“If you'd take your nose out of the air, for one second, you'd see that you're designer, I'm vintage.”— Jenny Bicks, Elizabeth Chandler, Daphne Reynolds, Amanda Bynes, imdb.com
“Sometimes life's umbrella has holes in it.”— Annie Mumolo, Kristen Wiig, Star, Kristen Wiig, imdb.com
“I live in a fishbowl, but everything I want is mine.”— Jack Fincher, Marion Davies, Amanda Seyfried, imdb.com
“Me and cocaine are like oil and vinegar.”— Leslye Headland, Natasha Lyonne, Amy Poehler, Nadia Vulvokov, Natasha Lyonne, imdb.com