“What I don't have in strength, I make up for in what I lack up here! [Points to head]”

“I don't have to fall asleep after sex. I want to fall asleep after sex. I welcome the…”

“Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back! Besides, the car…”

“Feed me, or feed me to something. I just want to be part of the food chain.”