“Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back! Besides, the car isn't worth more than 100 bucks with both kids in it.”Tagged: Bad Dads, Marriage, Slavery, Insurance
“Feed me, or feed me to something. I just want to be part of the food chain.”Tagged: Hunger, Food Chain
“I don't have to fall asleep after sex. I want to fall asleep after sex. I welcome the darkness.”Tagged: Sex, Darkness, Bad Sex
“What I don't have in strength, I make up for in what I lack up here! [Points to head]”Tagged: dumb, Vacant