“Dr. Cox: I've seen the Wiggles live in concert... twice. Turk: Did they perform 'Big Red…”

“Before Izzy was born, if I saw a half-eaten meatball sub in the trash you better believe I…”

“Carla: Elliot, you can't test love. When I met Turk, it seemed he was more in love with…”

“Carla: I can get mad, Turk, if you give me a little help. Turk: If you had no hair, you'd…”