“Carla: I can get mad, Turk, if you give me a little help. Turk: If you had no hair, you'd look like Danny Devito.”Tagged: Mad, Danny Devito, bald, angry, Marriage
“Carla: Elliot, you can't test love. When I met Turk, it seemed he was more in love with his best friend than with me. Turk: Honey, they've got that almond biscotti J.D. loves, so I was wondering if I can borrow some money so I can get him some. Carla: No, you got him a present yesterday.”Tagged: Love, Best Friends, Friendship, presents, Marriage
“Dr. Cox: I've seen the Wiggles live in concert... twice. Turk: Did they perform 'Big Red Car'? Dr. Cox: They opened and closed the show with it. It was awesome.”Tagged: Fatherhood, Children, The Wiggles, concerts
“Before Izzy was born, if I saw a half-eaten meatball sub in the trash you better believe I would dust that bad boy off and go to town on it! But now, I'm not risking my health eating trash-food. I mean, unless it's a corn dog.”Tagged: Trash, food, Meatball Sub, Trash Picking, Corn Dog