“I love her because she steals my socks,

I love her because when I find her in them they never match,

I love her because they are too big

and they grey part for the heel sits far too high

but she doesn't notice.

I love her because she wears them to sleep and one always falls off

and she wakes up in the night and can never find it,

and her foot is cold.

That's why I love her.”