“I've never been a kiss up. It's just not how I operate. I mean I've always subscribed to…”

“I think it's great that the company's making a commercial, because not very many people…”

“Michael always says, 'K-I-S-S, keep it simple, stupid.' Great advice, hurts my feelings…”

“Ryan: Did you see Saw? Dwight: Of course I see-saw. Mose and I see-saw all the time.…”