“No, that’s Buckingham Palace. Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don’t you? It’s…”

“Ben: In my time working for the state government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years.…”

“I’m sorry, I have to ask this, but how many legs did that dog have when you found him?”

“Jean-Ralphio: 'Ben...Is that your real name?' Ben: 'Yes...?' Jean-Ralphio: 'Oh you could…”