“I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: Parks And Rec, Drugs, Pot Brownies, humor
“I would like to be president some day, so, no, I have not smoked marijuana.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: humor, Marijuana, President, Drugs, Parks And Rec
“One person’s ‘annoying’ is another person’s ‘inspiring and heroic’.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: humor, Parks And Rec
“Math is worthless in real life.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: Parks And Rec, humor, School, Math, Learning
“No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white male US senator.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: humor, Parks And Recreation
“You know what? America is awesome. It's so full of hope. And small towns and big cities. And real people and delicious beverages and hot guys.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: Parks And Rec, America, humor
“I'm gonna get drunk and then I'm gonna order a three course meal where each course is made of dessert.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: Parks And Rec, dessert, humor, Drinking, Stress
“Winning is every girl's dream.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: Parks And Rec, Winning, victory, humor, Competition
“I guess some people object to powerful depictions of awesome ladies.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: Parks And Rec, humor, feminism, Power, Women
“There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: Parks And Rec, humor, Inspirational
“I believe that assault should be legal if the person is a jerk.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: Assault, humor, Mean People
“I'm cried out but I want to cry more so I'm rehydrating.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: Parks And Rec, Crying, humor
“He told me he liked me and I'm gonna go make out with him right now. On his face.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: Making Out, Crush, Love, Relationships, humor
“The thing about youth culture is I don't understand it.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: Youth, Growing Up, humor, youth culture, Millenials
“I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: Bad Day, humor, Grumpy, Sad
“Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: humor, Parks And Rec, Dating, Men, Relationships
“I'm going to be direct and honest with you. I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: Parks And Rec, humor, Wine, Cheap
“Men's rights is nothing.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.comTagged: Men's Rights, humor, Parks And Recreation, Parks And Rec