“Therapist: I'm concerned with your behavior.
Brendon: Yeah, what's new?
Therapist: Brendon, I know you know about Gentle Talk.
Brendon: I'm being passive-aggressive, aren't I?
Therapist: No, your aggression isn't passive at all. It's ACTIVE aggression.
Brendon: So you're saying it should be more passive then?”
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