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"Coach McGuirk: Hey Brendon, how come the team never carried..." — Bill Braudis

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Coach McGuirk: Hey Brendon, how come the team never carried me off the field?

Brendon: We tried, but you were too big.

Coach McGuirk: Excuse me?

Brendon: I mean, uhh... too drunk?

Coach McGuirk: Yes. Yes I was. But I tell you something Brendon, I am every day, that doesn't mean don't carry me off the field.

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