“Howard: We're gonna have fun. Look, we'll, we'll pop popcorn, and we'll toast the marshmallows, and we'll drink some cider and trim the tree, and then, later on, I'll read 'The Night Before Christmas.'
Joanie: [singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells, boring all the way.
Howard: No singing at the table, Joanie.”
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