“Richard, there is one thing that women like men to do. It's what they call 'a romantic gesture.' We men call it 'eating crow.'”Tagged: romance, Submission
“Howard: What are you going to wear to Ralph's costume party? Richie: I haven't decided yet. Marion: How about something like Donald Duck? Richie: Oh, Mom! Marion: What's wrong with Donald Duck? Joanie: Mom, it's hard to neck with a beak.”Tagged: Donald Duck, Costume Party
“Marion: Don't you think we should move the bathroom somewhere else so that, when people drop in, it won't be the first thing they see? Howard: Marion, we're not trying to get into Better Homes and Gardens. We're trying to survive a nuclear attack. Marion: I know, but we can survive with good taste.”Tagged: Better homes and gardens, Nuclear Attack, Good taste
“Howard: We're gonna have fun. Look, we'll, we'll pop popcorn, and we'll toast the marshmallows, and we'll drink some cider and trim the tree, and then, later on, I'll read 'The Night Before Christmas.' Joanie: [singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells, boring all the way. Howard: No singing at the table,…”Tagged: Christmas, The Night Before Christmas, Jingle Bells
“Howard: What is it you did last night? Richie: Do you wanna hear what really happened or the lie we're gonna tell everybody else? Howard: Start with the lie. It's probably more interesting.”Tagged: Lies, Truth