“Have I, uh, ever told you guys about the time I had sex at the zoo? So I'm basically with this girl who's all over my big old nut-sack and we're kinda, like, looking around. We get to the gorilla pen, all right, and it kinda gets us going. And I get this hard-on, and we just start Boo, boo, boo, whoo, whoo, whoo! Right there in front of the gorillas. And the gorillas are kinda looking at first, like, ‘What's going on here?’ And they join in! And then I just blew a fat load. I'm really good at sex.”