Quotes tagged ‘Bestiality’

“Tucker: What about the sheep? Angus Oldfield: Fuck the sheep! Tucker: No time for that, bro. Go go go!”

— Jonathan King, Tucker, Tammy Davis, imdb.com

“I tell them you say they no good fighters...and that their mothers have sex with mules.”

— Glenn A. Bruce, Mark DiSalle, Jean Claude Van Damme, Xian Chow, Dennis Chan, imdb.com

“Pay-per-view is great because I can go on there and do exactly what I would love to do. I can fuck a sheep.”

— Howard Stern, rollingstone.com

“Hugo Drax: Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python? James Bond: I discovered it had a crush on me.”

— Christopher Wood, James Bond, Roger Moore, imdb.com

“Mayor: The Chickenfucker struck again last night. Kyle: Oh, no! Officer Barbarady: Oh Mayor, please, when we're around children we prefer to call him the 'chicken lover.' Mayor's Assistant: This time he made love to Carla Weathers's prize chicken. She's catatonic. Barbrady: Who? Carla Weathers or th…”

— David A. Goodman, Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com

“Have I, uh, ever told you guys about the time I had sex at the zoo? So I'm basically with this girl who's all over my big old nut-sack and we're kinda, like, looking around. We get to the gorilla pen, all right, and it kinda gets us going. And I get this hard-on, and we just start Boo, boo, boo, who…”

— Blake Anderson, Blake Henderson, Blake Anderson, imdb.com

“Washington led the way by passing legislation banning the act in 2006, but it’s taken many years for other states to follow suit.”

— Eddie Kim, melmagazine.com

“‘You know, Eric, I could have sworn I heard a goat bleating while I was working in the slype yesterday evening. ‘I expect the Dean had separated it from the sheep, ‘Eric said solemnly. ‘Isn't that what clergy are for?’”

— Catherine Aird, amazon.com

“It is unthinkable that any sexual act with an animal is punished without proof that the animal has come to any harm.”

— Michael Kiok, bbc.com