Tucker: What about the sheep? Angus Oldfield: Fuck the sheep! Tucker: No time for that, bro. Go go go!
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Quotes tagged ‘Bestiality’
I tell them you say they no good fighters...and that their mothers have sex with mules.
— Glenn A. Bruce, Mark DiSalle, Jean Claude Van Damme, Xian Chow, Dennis Chan, imdb.com
Pay-per-view is great because I can go on there and do exactly what I would love to do. I can fuck a sheep.
Hugo Drax: Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python? James Bond: I discovered it had a crush on me.
Mayor: The Chickenfucker struck again last night. Kyle: Oh, no! Officer Barbarady: Oh Mayor, please, when we're around children we prefer to call him the 'chicken lover.' Mayor's Assistant: This time he made love to Carla Weathers's prize chicken. She's catatonic. Barbrady: Who? Carla Weathers or th…
— David A. Goodman, Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com
Have I, uh, ever told you guys about the time I had sex at the zoo? So I'm basically with this girl who's all over my big old nut-sack and we're kinda, like, looking around. We get to the gorilla pen, all right, and it kinda gets us going. And I get this hard-on, and we just start Boo, boo, boo, who…
Washington led the way by passing legislation banning the act in 2006, but it’s taken many years for other states to follow suit.
‘You know, Eric, I could have sworn I heard a goat bleating while I was working in the slype yesterday evening. ‘I expect the Dean had separated it from the sheep, ‘Eric said solemnly. ‘Isn't that what clergy are for?’
It is unthinkable that any sexual act with an animal is punished without proof that the animal has come to any harm.