“Kate Tanner: [after ALF claims that according to a magazine article, he is a thrill-seeker] This from the same person who watched the movie Aliens from under the couch?
ALF: Hey, I thought I owed one of those guys money.”
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“Homer: Can we stop? I have to go to the bathroom. Kidnapper: You just went five minutes…”
“Why must you needlessly complicate everything?”
“Oh heck, why must I be so darn curious?”
“[ALF is discovered under Willie and Kate's bed] Kate: ALF, what are you doing down there?…”