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All Elvis Presley (2)cat hate (2)Mob (1)Burglar (1)Intimidation (1)greetings (1)Graceland (1)Directions (1)Mistaken Identity (1)Video Games (1)Elvis Has Left The Building (1)Ann-Margret (1)thrill-seeker (1)You Kill Me (1)amusing (1)

From “Strangers in the Night”

Kate Tanner: Has anyone seen my yellow ribbon? ALF: I don't know, what color is it? Ha! I kill me. Brian Tanner: Ha! You kill me.

You Kill Me

ALF: Um, excuse me, sir. Can I have a word with you? Andrew Seminick, Burglar: Who said that? ALF: I did. Could you take some constructive criticism? What you're doing here is wrong. Andrew Seminick, Burglar: [Looks at ALF with a flashlight] Heh heh. Must be one of them talking dolls. ALF: Oh yeah?…

Burglar Intimidation

From “On the Road Again”

Where do you keep your casserole dishes? The cat wont fit in the toaster.

cat hate

From “Oh, Tannerbaum”

[looks through a Viewmaster] Oh, yeah, Sylvester and Tweety! [flips a lever] Yeah! Die, cat, die!

Sylvester Tweety Bird cat hate

From “Mother and Child Reunion”

[ALF is discovered under Willie and Kate's bed] Kate: ALF, what are you doing down there? ALF: Trying to keep warm! The garage is FREEZING! I've been down here the last couple of nights! Willie: [uneasy] Were you here, Sunday night? ALF: [winks] Don't worry, I was sound asleep. Didn't hear a THING.

Hiding didn't hear a thing

From “Border Song”

Willie: What are you playing? ALF: [at a video game] Space Invaders. Willie: What do they do? Live in your garage, eat all your food, dig up your back yard? ALF: You're in a mood... Willie: Yes, I am! Because I found my good hoe, in THIS condition! [holds up a pole with a bit of mangled scrap iron…

Video Games space invaders

Willie: I was going down Fifth Street Road, and instead of taking a left I took a right... ALF: I thought you couldn't turn right down that road, it's a one-way street. Willie: ALF, what difference does it make to you? ALF: What difference does it make? HAH! I'm not driving with you anymore!

Driving Directions

From “Lookin' Through the Windows”

Oh heck, why must I be so darn curious?

curious

From “Somewhere Over the Rerun”

Aren't you guys happy? You are here on Gilligan’s island?

Gilligan's Island

From “Take a Look at Me Now”

There are many things in this universe you're not meant to understand. Now, that doesn't mean they're not real. I'm real, and whether other people believe you or not, you know I'm real.

amusing real Unreal

From “Night Train”

Kate Tanner: [after ALF claims that according to a magazine article, he is a thrill-seeker] This from the same person who watched the movie Aliens from under the couch? ALF: Hey, I thought I owed one of those guys money.

thrill-seeker Mob

Why must you needlessly complicate everything?

Complication

From “You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog”

ALF: Ignorance is no excuse. Kate Tanner: Ignorance is your excuse all the time! ALF: I don't know what you are talking about.

Ignorance feigning ignorance

From “Movin' Out”

Why are you so intent on moving out of a house that you like, in order for you to continue to do a job you don't like?

Bad decisions House Job

From “Turkey in the Straw”

Willie Tanner: ALF! Flakey Pete: [walks into the kitchen] Oh. Hi Willie. Willie Tanner: Where is he? Flakey Pete: Who? Your little alien guy? Willie Tanner: If anything... anything has happened to him, you're gonna be... ALF: Hey. Willie. Willie Tanner: ALF! ALF: Willie! Willie Tanner: ALF! ALF:…

greetings Mistaken Identity

From “Suspicious Minds”

ALF: Why don't you ring up Ann-Margret and get her over here? Aaron King: Sure... I'll just head on over to Graceland and pick up my Rolodex.

Ann-Margret Rolodex Graceland

Aaron King: Can I pet you? ALF: Only above the waist.

petting Sexual Harassment

ALF: ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! Willie Tanner: That was not Elvis Presley. ALF: Are you kidding?, he was on that sandwich like red beans on rice. Lynn Tanner: He didn't seem like Elvis to me either. ALF: Elvis was a brilliant actor. He could play anything from a singing race car driver to a…

Elvis Elvis Presley Elvis Has Left The Building

Aaron King: What do you aliens do all day? Look for dead celebrities? ALF: I'm so tired of that stereotype.

Aliens dead celebrities stereotypes

Either he's Elvis, or Priscilla had a heck of a lawn sale.

Elvis Presley priscilla presley yard sale

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