“You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with…”

“You sleep on my couch and you don't pay rent. I've had tapeworms that are less parasitic.…”

“What's great about Los Angeles is nobody cares where you're from or who you are. It's a…”

“Well I don't want to overuse my catch phrase here, but Tru Dat”