“I'm all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.”
More from Brad Falchuk
“Girls are red. Boys are blue. Don't even try to make purple.”
“Face it: you're a badass.”
“I'm desperate for some estrogen in this crew.”
“Everybody wants to get with this. Women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.”