“Sean: I've got a record, OK?
Jay: You’re that guy aren’t you? Nearly killed a kid in Wasaga!
Sean: It was a fight, and I deafened him in one ear.
Jay: Sorry? What, I can't hear you.
Sean: You know, you’re a real comedian for someone sitting in the principal's office.”
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