“Pinocchio: [looking for Geppetto, who has been swallowed by Monstro the whale] Father!
Jiminy Cricket: Father! Huh? He ain't my father. Uh, Mr. Geppetto!”
More from Carlo Collodi
“Give a bad boy enough rope, and he'll soon make a jackass of himself.”
“You buttered your bread. Now sleep in it!”
“I'd rather be smart than be an actor.”
“Well... guess he won't need me anymore. What does an actor want with a conscience, anyway?”