“Pinocchio: [looking for Geppetto, who has been swallowed by Monstro the whale] Father! Jiminy Cricket: Father! Huh? He ain't my father. Uh, Mr. Geppetto!”— Carlo Collodi, Ted Sears, Jiminy Cricket (voice) (uncredited), Cliff Edwards, imdb.com
“OH, NO! 239 lbs?!? I'm a whale! Why are all the good things so tasty?”— Jon Vitti, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“Look, I'm a whale. [drinks a sip of milk and spits it out through his nose]”— Dan Povenmire, Larry Leichliter, Craig Bartlett, Arnold (voice), Toran Caudell, imdb.com
“Patient: I was so obsessed with getting my J.D. that I never did the things I really wanted to do. Start a family. See the world. Janitor: Punch a whale. Patient: Nah, I punched a whale. Right in the face. Down he went, like Liston.”— Tim Hobert, Janitor, Neil Flynn, imdb.com
“I asked my marine-biologist friend when is Whale Watching season? He said," Year round if you sign up for Tinder"”— PaoloFromPhilly, reddit.com