“Elizabeth: Go away.
Fred: Go away? Why do you want me to go away? Fine! Say the magic words and I’ll piss off.
Elizabeth: Piss off!
Fred: Ha! I lied—those weren’t the magic words.
Polly: What did you say?
Fred: She told you to piss off.”
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