Fred: [sitting inside the refrigerator...about Charles] Snotface, he’s the wrong man for you.

Elizabeth: I don’t want to hear it.

Fred: You’re not happy.

[Elizabeth closes the fridge door]

Elizabeth: Yes, I am.

Fred: [crawling from underneath a counter] Well, if you’re so happy, then why I am still here, hmm?

Elizabeth: I can fix that.

[she pulls out the pills]

Fred: Oh no, don’t do that. No, please, don’t do that. Do—

[Elizabeth takes the pill, he doubles over in pain. While grinding pepper, Elizabeth sneezes and sends Fred bouncing against the walls]

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