“Fred: Well, why don’t we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?
Elizabeth: Harpoon him through the head. That won’t work, Fred.
Fred: Why not? How many times have you tried it?”
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