“In an informal survey of female masturbation habits conducted by the HealthyStrokes.com website—which bills itself as ‘a site about masturbation and you!’—some of the most frequently mentioned masturbatory objects, aside from dildos and vibrators, are candles, cucumbers, carrots, bananas, hairbrush handles, bottle tops, pencils, and markers.

Less frequently mentioned—but still cited enough to make the survey—were icicles, teddy bears, wood sticks, hammers, and electric toothbrushes.”