“I was faking orgasms so intensely that I’m still waiting for a call from PornHub.”— Liana DeMasi, gomag.com
“I’ve faked 2,000 orgasms in my life—give or take a few. I’m not joking. I’ve done the math: Two thousand divided by 18 years of fucking equals just over a hundred forgeries per year. Yup, sounds about right.”— Vogue, Karley Sciortino, vogue.com
“You can find first-person accounts online from women, in particular, who say they are unable to have an orgasm during sex, yet have experienced one while sleeping. What gives?”— Kelsey Borresen, huffpost.com
“You can attempt to cast any spell you want using sex magic, but, the first thing to remember is that magic works best when done on yourself.”— Lisa Stardust, teenvogue.com
“Images of female pleasure are threatening because of the link between sex and power and the gender binary that defines men as sexual conquerors and women as their prizes.”— Jourdain Searles, bitchmedia.org
“When you're with this person, you don't need a reason to stop faking orgasms because every one is real. Your sexual soul mate always makes sure you get what you need, even if that means they have to wait their turn.”— Autumn Jones, romper.com
“Narrator: 'Amélie still seeks solitude. She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below, such as "How many people are having an orgasm right now?"' Amélie: 'Fifteen.'”— Narrator, Guillaume Laurant, Amélie Poulain, Audrey Tautou, imdb.com
“Doing kegels is crucial for strengthening your pelvic floor muscles, which are key in producing stronger, mind-blowing orgasms—not to mention bladder control. Note to self: Include kegels in every workout.”— Ashley Oerman, womenshealthmag.com
“Congrats to Hamilton for all those Tony nominations. For those not nominated remember orgasms don't need panel of judges to be handed out.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com
“Never laugh at your significant other when they're having an orgasm. That is their time to shine.”— Iliza Shlesinger, youtube.com
“Women and girls masturbate in an endless list of ways. They may massage their clitoris and vulva with hands and fingers, or rub their vulva up against pillows, bed cloths, stuffed animals, and furniture. Some use water spray, vibrators, and dildos to stimulate their vulva and/or vagina...Some women…”— The-Clitoris.com, the-clitoris.com
“Rub, press, tap, stroke, and play with everything in that zone. Try using your fingers to slide the clitoral hood around over your clitoris, up and down, sideways, and in circles. Squeeze it, tap on it, or press hard on it with your fist. Probe inside your vagina or massage around the opening. Squee…”— Shakti Amarantha, quora.com
“In an informal survey of female masturbation habits conducted by the HealthyStrokes.com website—which bills itself as ‘a site about masturbation and you!’—some of the most frequently mentioned masturbatory objects, aside from dildos and vibrators, are candles, cucumbers, carrots, bananas, hairbrush…”— Carrie Borzillo, menshealth.com
“Another medium that seems to satisfy many women is flowing water. Many women masturbate by running the water in a bathtub, lying down in the tub, and placing their buttocks up against the end of the tub so the running water lands right on their clitorises. The temperature, strength of the flow, and…”— Sabine Walter, Pierre A. Lehu, dummies.com
“The next day was the ‘hands on’ part of the workshop. Betty explained the two main types of orgasms, ‘Tension-Release’ and the ‘Rock 'N’ Roll.’ Tension-Release is when you squeeze your whole body and PC muscles ("pubococcygeus muscles," the thing you squeeze when you're doing Kegels) and kind of for…”— Rose Surnow, nymag.com