“I say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day.”
More from Chandler Bing
“Monica: Chandler, for so long I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate.…”
“I’M HOPELESS AND AWKWARD AND DESPERATE FOR LOVE.”
“Joey: ‘What are we doing?’ Chandler: ‘Wasting our lives.’ Joey: ‘I meant for lunch.’”
“It’s a Sunday. I don’t move on Sundays.”