Deputy Barney Fife: You'll never guess what's happened. Something big.

Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, what is it?

Deputy Barney Fife: Biggest thing ever happened in Mayberry. REAL big. Big. BIG big.

Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, now, now just simmer down, Barney. What is it?

Deputy Barney Fife: Well, I'm tryin' to tell ya.

Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, so far, all I know is it's something big.

Deputy Barney Fife: Oh, 'big' ain't the word for it.

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