“Charlotte: 'I'm stuck. Does it get easier?' Bob: 'No.—Yes, it gets easier.' Charlotte: 'Oh…”

“Charlotte [Making fun of Bob's one-night stand]: 'She's older. At least you'll have lots…”

“I went to this temple and all these monks were chanting and I didn't feel anything. John's…”

“You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?”