“Whenever the cops gun down an innocent black man…they always say the same things, man. They always say the same thing. It’s like, 'Well, it’s not most cops. It’s just a few bad apples.' It’s just a few bad apples. Bad apple? That’s a lovely name for murderer. It’s like, how’d they get that one? 'Bad apple?' That almost sounds nice. I mean, I’ve had a bad apple. It was tart.”
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