Dr. Jason Seaver: [Walking into the living room to turn off the TV] Mike, didn't you put your hand over your heart and promise to do your homework?

Mike Seaver: Dad, I will.

Dr. Jason Seaver: Well what do we have to do, pay you to do it?

Mike Seaver: You know, I think you're on to something here, dad.

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