“Dr. Jason Seaver: [Walking into the living room to turn off the TV] Mike, didn't you put your hand over your heart and promise to do your homework? Mike Seaver: Dad, I will. Dr. Jason Seaver: Well what do we have to do, pay you to do it? Mike Seaver: You know, I think you're on to something here,…”Tagged: homework, Bribery
“Maggie Malone Seaver: Four pages that are typed. Dr. Jason Seaver: Researched. Maggie Malone Seaver: Footnoted. Dr. Jason Seaver: With bibliography. Maggie Malone Seaver: That you should have been working on for four weeks. Dr. Jason Seaver: And it is due tomorrow. And... Maggie Malone Seaver:…”Tagged: term papers, Research, Graduation
“Dr. Jason Seaver: Out of the way, Ben. Ben Seaver: Has this been physically cleared by mom? Dr. Jason Seaver: It has. Yes. Ben Seaver: You've got something on paper? Dr. Jason Seaver: Out of the way.”Tagged: on paper, get out of my way
“Carol Seaver: You mean, you haven't even started yet? Mike Seaver: What's your point? Carol Seaver: 4.0. What's yours?”Tagged: procrastination, GPA