“Black Widow: You doing anything fun Saturday night?

Captain America: Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so…no, not really.

Rumlow: Coming up by the drop zone, Cap.

Black Widow: You know, if you ask Kristen out, from Statistics, she'll probably say yes.

Captain America: That's why I don't ask.

Black Widow: Too shy, or too scared?

Captain America: Too busy! [jumps out of the jet]

STRIKE Agent: Was he wearing a parachute?

Rumlow: [smiles] No. No, he wasn't.”