“I'm gonna say this as nice as I possibly can, but you look like a sad clown hooker.”

“Enough! I'm sorry, Mr. Schue, Ms. Sylvester, but if we wanted to hear mom and dad fight,…”

“You're the most talented person I know. Even more than that guy at the mall who can juggle…”

“Puck: What the hell, dude? I can't believe you're helping out this loser! Finn Hudson:…”