“I'm gonna say this as nice as I possibly can, but you look like a sad clown hooker.”
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“Shine that light on me, make me feel like I matter. Even if it's a lie.”
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“Everybody wants to get with this. Women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.”
“Everybody wants to get with this. Women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.”