“Annie: What are you Mrs. Doubtfire? You gonna get 'em in the same restaurant and just juggle 'em back and forth?
Fran: Ok, first of all, that's not the plot of Mrs. Doubtfire. Mrs. Doubtfire is about one man trying to convince one family that he's two people. I'm one person trying to fuck two people as myself.”
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