“Oh, you need my help? Ok, first of all, screw you and your ugly ass kids.”Tagged: swearing, Insult, Rude, Sassy, Snarky
“Demon: Your truce is over, Ashy Slashy! Ash: What'd you call me? Demon: Ashy Slashy, hatchet and saw, takes your head and skins you raw! Ashy Slashy, heaven or hell, cuts out your tongue so you can't yell...”Tagged: demon, Fantasy, Supernatural, Nickname, Rhyme
“Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good weird or bad weird, but I'll get there though!”Tagged: Drunk, Weird, awkward, tension, Cheeky
“I'm starting to feel like I don't know anything about my own asshole.”Tagged: Knowledge, Discover, Butts
“I shouldn't have to fucking trap you into treating me like I'm a human being.”Tagged: human, Love, romance, Relationships
“Because of what I looked like or because there's a certain way that your body is supposed to be, and I'm not that. And that maybe if I was just sweet enough and nice enough and easy-going enough with any guy, that would be enough for someone.”Tagged: Body Image, body type, Love, romance, Attraction
“Do you think it would be ok if I just laid down on this couch and slept here until I died?”Tagged: Sad, slept, gave up, Question
“My favorite thing is you not having a child with a guy that says 'raw-dog.'”Tagged: Raw-dog , Sex, Child
“It's just, he liked me, and I didn't want him to stop liking me, so... I just went with it.”Tagged: Sex, likes, crushes, Relationships
“I don't want to have to explain my love life to these clowns.”Tagged: love life, Clowns, Metaphor Examples, explain
“Annie: What are you Mrs. Doubtfire? You gonna get 'em in the same restaurant and just juggle 'em back and forth? Fran: Ok, first of all, that's not the plot of Mrs. Doubtfire. Mrs. Doubtfire is about one man trying to convince one family that he's two people. I'm one person trying to fuck two people…”Tagged: Mrs. Doubtfire, idenitity, Sex, Dating, Love
“Annie: Hey, um, you should get a second pillow, 'cause then I can have one when I sleep over. Ryan: No way. I'm your pillow.”Tagged: Love, Romantic, pillow, cuddling, Snuggling
“God, when I was your age, I was already burnin' shit down and fuckin' shit up.”Tagged: Age, Burning it Up, rebel, Wild