“You can't call the sherif when a chicken dies, just like you can't call the gynecologist when the internet goes dead.”
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“Sometimes I cry so hard, I can feel it in my nuts.”
“I cook, I clean, and I make it happen between the sheets.”
“Nobody's strong all the time, except Monica Lewinsky, and you know I've been at her side…”
“I'm coming for your weasel ass.”