“A princess never chases a chicken.”— Gina Wendkos, Shonda Rhimes, Queen Clarisse Renaldi, Julie Andrews, imdb.com
“Just hope God sends down some chicken McDonald's from the heavens?”— Danny McBride, John Carcieri, Jeff Fradley, Eli Gemstone, John Goodman, imdb.com
“You can't call the sherif when a chicken dies, just like you can't call the gynecologist when the internet goes dead.”— Craig Rowin, Constance, Pam Grier, imdb.com
“If he catches the chicken, there is chicken on the menu. But if he doesn't catch the chicken, he believes that fate has spoken and wants the chicken to live.”— Seth Meyers, Nico Rodriguez, Bill Hader, imdb.com
“A chicken is an egg’s way of making another egg.”— Bob DeLaurentis, V.M. Vargas, David Thewlis, imdb.com
“Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said...'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'”— Will Ferrell, Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said...'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'”— Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“Every time they do that, I get hungry for chicken.”— Phil Klemmer, Marc Guggenheim, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com
“I was supposed to be on that bus, but there was a lady with a chicken on there. What is this, like, Guatemala? What the hell? Leave your bird at home, lady.”— Teresa Hsiao, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg. You see, it's all a matter of perspective. The chicken sees it one way, the egg another. So let's start again: this is not your office, just as your wife would not be your wife if I came to her in the night with a platter of cold cuts.”— Bob DeLaurentis, V.M. Vargas, David Thewlis, imdb.com
“I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms. As Linda McCartney used to say, if they had glass walls, no one would eat meat. And let me tell you, I loved eating meat. I loved lamb, I loved chicken, I loved my cheeseburgers.…”— Ellen Degeneres, oprah.com
“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”— Chuck Pahlaniuk, Tyler Durden, Brad Pitt, amazon.com
“I once called Carter a chicken fried McGovern and I take that back because I've come to respect McGovern.”— Bob Dole, amazon.com
“The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“I can't eat, I can't sleep, all I can see is that giant red sun in the shape of a chicken.”— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“If you had five chickens could you tell them apart by just the way they acted? Or would they all just be walking around? Cluck, puk, cluck? Because if they have individual personalities I don't think we should be eating them.”— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“Everyone loves fried chicken, Don't ever make it. Ever. Buy it from a place that makes good fried chicken.”— Nora Ephron, articles.latimes.com