Mr. Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three-Mile Island. Bravo!

Lisa: I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death.

Bart: And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the spread of toxic gas.

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