“I enjoy the irony of living fake lives in order to be my true self.”— Brett Mahoney, Alexi Hawley, Theo, Michael Ealy, imdb.com
“Mr. Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three-Mile Island. Bravo! Lisa: I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death. Bart: And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the spread…”— Dan Greaney, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com
“Blue-Haired Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, 'Die Bart, Die?' Sideshow Bob: No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.' Juror: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.”— Jon Vitti, Sideshow Bob, Kelsey Grammer, imdb.com
“Injury-free since June, when Gus broke his finger flipping the injury countdown calendar.”— Bill Callahan, Todd Harthan, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com