“I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or truth is relative.”
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“Are you guys mentally challenged? Because, if you are, then I'm certified to teach you…”
“Why are you dressed like an 80's rapist?”
“Conflicts like this will ultimately bring us together as an unlikely family.”
“Apparently my sperm shoots through the egg like bullets! Can you believe that?”